Stuff I would like for Christmas

(Source: krazymel)

randompandemonium:

10knotes:

Wicked Clothes presents: the Tri-Blend ’A Woman’s Place’ Shirt!

A woman’s place is in the House and the Senate.

Despite being half of the population, women only make up 18.3% of the United States Congress. That’s a number that certainly needs to increase. Sport this shirt to show your support for current and aspiring women in politics.

On top of being on sale for a limited time, use coupon code ‘1000NOTES’ for an EXTRA 10% off your ENTIRE order! Hurry and order now!

Ooooooooh NEED

(Source: wickedclothes)

nanalew:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

AHAHAHA

nanalew:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

AHAHAHA

(via quietdisorder)

decentexpectations:

So I found out that we have this book called The Story of English 

It’s about the history of the English language and my inner linguist nerd is going nuts

Oh my god this book is actually language porn

lumpyspaceparra:

nothing-clever-ever:

wash away your sins and get a Pokemon

I WANT

lumpyspaceparra:

nothing-clever-ever:

wash away your sins and get a Pokemon

I WANT

unicornnips:

i would do a lot of things for this sweater

unicornnips:

i would do a lot of things for this sweater

(via sarcastic-fucker)